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vlgr has no impressive credentials and prefers it that way. A European with a job who writes because the official version of events keeps getting funnier every week. Expect satire, occasional numbers, and zero respect for sacred cows. Go follow on X ;)

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Articles by vlgr 155

POLITICS

Iran Collapses Nuclear Tunnels to Lure Elon Musk’s Boring Company – ‘We Did the Hard Part Already’

Iran has collapsed and booby-trapped its own underground nuclear tunnels at Isfahan. Senior officials say the destruction was necessary to create optimal conditions for a future partnership with Elon Musk’s The Boring Company.

POLITICS

EU Opens Arms to Ukraine: Finally, a Country That Truly Understands ‘European Standards’ - Corruption, War, and Biolabs

Brussels, 15 June 2026 - Today marks a glorious new chapter in European history. After years of tireless reform, battlefield heroics, and some light bending of the rules, Ukraine is finally opening the first cluster of accession negotiations with the European Union.

MEDIA

Musk Becomes World's First Trillionaire - Warren Immediately Calculates How Many Lifetimes She Needs to Confiscate It

Elon Musk has officially become the world’s first trillionaire following the SpaceX IPO. Naturally, Senator Elizabeth Warren responded faster than a socialist spotting an unguarded wallet.

POLITICS

Europe’s Cultural Enrichment Program Delivers: Ancient Beheading Rituals Make a Triumphant Comeback

The real cultural exchange is happening on the streets. From a quiet suburb near Florence to the avenues of Belfast, new arrivals are generously reintroducing Europe to a time-honored practice that predates the Enlightenment, the guillotine, and whatever “human rights” nonsense we used to believe in.

POLITICS

EU Court Adviser Suggests Commission Should Reveal Vaccine Contracts; Brussels Relieved To Learn Consequences Remain Strictly Theoretical

The EU’s top court adviser has recommended forcing the European Commission to release more details from its COVID-19 vaccine contracts. This comes after the Commission already lost a related case over the missing text messages between Ursula von der Leyen and Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla - with zero consequences for anyone involved.

POLITICS

EU Migration Pact Begins Tomorrow, Turning Europe’s Migration Crisis Into A Subscription Plan

From 12 June 2026, the EU’s new solidarity mechanism becomes fully operational, marking the moment Brussels finally admits what everyone already knows: almost nobody wants to take anyone in anymore.

POLITICS

EU Commission Drops Draft Lego Redistribution Budget for 2027: €199.9 Billion - Winners and Losers

Brussels proudly unveils its colourful tower of taxpayer bricks. The giant orange "Cohesion, Resilience and Values" block devours €75.8 billion - perfect for NGOs, gender programmes, migration projects and keeping reluctant members and sheeple in line. Welcome to EU-style redistribution with Lego and a side of communism.

POLITICS

EU Proposes New Tax on the Few Euros You Somehow Still Have Left

After decades of world-class extraction, Brussels identifies the final untapped resource: whatever pathetic crumbs remain under your mattress. Member states will of course be obligated to adopt it.

POLITICS

Starmer Accuses Belfast Protesters of Cultural Appropriation

Belfast, June 10 2026 – In a bold stand for community cohesion, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has condemned the “far-right thugs” in Belfast, taking it into streets as a response to an attempted public beheading. The real crime is far more sinister: cultural appropriation.

SCI/TECH

Starmer Declares War on European Summer: Your Phone Now Scans Every Bikini and Calls It Child Porn

Client-side scanning on every UK phone, default on. Holiday snaps, beach photos, family holidays in Spain - all getting checked. Nothing protects children like turning the entire population’s cameras into state snitches. Meanwhile the real grooming networks partied for years while the authorities were busy not being racist.