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vlgr Jun 12, 2026

Musk Becomes World's First Trillionaire - Warren Immediately Calculates How Many Lifetimes She Needs to Confiscate It

Elon Musk has officially become the world’s first trillionaire following the SpaceX IPO. Naturally, Senator Elizabeth Warren responded faster than a socialist spotting an unguarded wallet.

China’s Porn Tsunami vs. Europe’s Propaganda Pudding: A Guide to Distracting the Masses in 2026

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vlgr May 27, 2026

China’s Porn Tsunami vs. Europe’s Propaganda Pudding: A Guide to Distracting the Masses in 2026

In a stunning revelation, X’s Head of Product Nikita Bier dropped a truth bomb back in January 2026: whenever political unrest flares up in China, the government allegedly unleashes a digital deluge of porn straight into Chinese-language search results on X.

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vlgr May 27, 2026

Germany | Social Media Platforms Delighted to Algorithmically Embrace Our Beloved State Broadcasters!

To “protect media plurality” (a phrase that fills every true German heart with joy), the 14 diligent state media regulators have leaked a fresh, forward-thinking proposal: social media platforms MUST algorithmically boost “trusted” outlets like ARD, ZDF, and a select handful of approved legacy players.

Ebola Betting Pool 2026: Bookies Open Odds on Europe’s First Imported Panic, Italy Disqualified After Submitting Dysentery

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vlgr May 26, 2026

Ebola Betting Pool 2026: Bookies Open Odds on Europe’s First Imported Panic, Italy Disqualified After Submitting Dysentery

The markets are LIVE. With the Bundibugyo strain doing the Congo two-step across DRC and Uganda, every respectable offshore bookie has opened the books on the hottest new prop bet since “Will France Burn This Summer?”

Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Crew Airlifts 47 Tons of Pancake Makeup to Make Lupita Nyong’o “Historically Accurate” as Helen of Troy

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vlgr May 15, 2026

Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Crew Airlifts 47 Tons of Pancake Makeup to Make Lupita Nyong’o “Historically Accurate” as Helen of Troy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - To silence critics of Christopher Nolan’s race-swapped The Odyssey, production has reportedly diverted three cargo planes full of industrial-grade foundation, bronzer, and “Caucasian Glow” highlighter to the set, sources confirmed Tuesday.

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vlgr May 10, 2026

Nanny State Meltdown: Macron Government Opens Criminal Probe Into X For Being A Social Media Platform Where People Behave Like People

PARIS - The French government - fresh off its latest massive data breach where tax officials were caught selling citizen data on the dark web like vintage wine - has launched a criminal probe against X. Sources confirm that some radical libertarians actually prefer tools that aren't 'secure by design' if 'secure' means the government holds the master key.

Future Tucker Carlson Travels Back In Time To Warn Himself He Will Convert To Voodoo Anyway

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vlgr Apr 7, 2026

Future Tucker Carlson Travels Back In Time To Warn Himself He Will Convert To Voodoo Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tucker Carlson reportedly paused mid-monologue Tuesday after being interrupted by what witnesses described as “a slightly older, more ominous version of himself” stepping through a faintly humming portal behind the studio desk.