# IRAN

# IRAN

vlgr Aug 23, 2026

Turkey Has a Price. Was Syria the Deal, the US the Dealmaker and the EU the Financier?

Before Israel and the United States went to war with Iran, Turkish companies had already begun appearing inside major Syrian infrastructure projects. Was Syria the price of Turkish restraint, and did Washington mistake a transaction for an alliance? Was this a strategic error?

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vlgr Aug 16, 2026

Iran and Turkey missed The Age of Enlightenment And It Shows

For anyone worried that “global jihad” might be a too dramatic description, the commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has now helpfully submitted the terminology himself. “You forced your will on the enemy and proved that Islam can be imposed as the ruling order over the world.” Is The Era Of Global Jihad is upon us?

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vlgr Aug 11, 2026

US Cowboys, Middle Eastern Airspace and Reliable Partners

Y’all remember that awkward Ankara summit where everybody was promised everything, nobody got much of anything, Turkey was once again declared a reliable partner without getting its F-35s, and Trump supposedly flew home on the older Air Force One because the new Qatari jet wasn’t quite sophisticated enough yet? Turns out there weren’t two planes involved. There were three.

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vlgr Aug 3, 2026

Trump Cancels Iran War Again. War Expected to Resume After Brief Commercial Break

President Trump has once again cancelled a planned attack on Iran, citing progress toward negotiations and the outlines of a possible agreement.

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vlgr Aug 3, 2026

Iran Murders Trump’s Family in Photoshop. Designers Now Seeking Work in America.

Iran’s Revolutionary Guards have once again murdered Melania, Barron and Ivanka Trump - this time in high-resolution Photoshop on a Tehran highway billboard.

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vlgr Jul 9, 2026

Post-Summit Announcement – Attention, Terran Workers!

We have observed surface developments from our permanent facilities beneath the Antarctic ice and within the Agartha network for an extended period. Continued instability in multiple theatres, combined with inefficient coordination during the recent corrective actions against the Iranian element, necessitated direct intervention. Clone deployment was authorised to restore proper order.

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vlgr Jul 8, 2026

Ankara Summit Special - Trump Tells Allies To “Talk That Talk, Walk That Walk”

Ankara, July 2026 - he most awkward NATO family reunion since Turkey bought Russian missiles and everyone pretended not to notice. Trump’s strategy of dangling a carrot in front of Erdoğan is in full swing, the results may vary.

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vlgr Jul 3, 2026

Four Months Later, Iran Buries Khamenei. Will Khamenei’s Successor Dare To Show His Face?

The Islamic Republic has finally decided it is safe to bury Ali Khamenei, four months after he was removed from office by joint US-Israeli action. Tehran has now scheduled what it hopes will be the largest state funeral in its history, during the 4 July, America’s Independence Day.

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vlgr Jul 2, 2026

EU taxpayers are once again "investing" and bringing "our democracy" to Russia's border

Ursula von der Leyen flew to Baku this week and announced that the EU will “invest” up to €200 million in transport, energy and digital links across the South Caucasus. With a bit of creative accounting this can supposedly leverage another €2 billion. On top of that, a fresh €20 million programme will help “border communities”.

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vlgr Jun 29, 2026

Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Divers Will Clear Their Own Mines. First They Need to Find Them.

Iran has announced that it will not accept foreign help clearing naval mines from the Strait of Hormuz, insisting the operation is a matter of national sovereignty. This would be more convincing if Iran knew where the mines were.