# CHRISTIANITY

The Holy Ghost didn’t help the Vatican devs secure the personal data

The Vatican’s official prayer app exposed personal data from 719,517 accounts. An ethical hacker reported it in January. Apparently neither heaven nor the developers could be bothered.

Europe’s Cultural Enrichment Program Delivers: Ancient Beheading Rituals Make a Triumphant Comeback

The real cultural exchange is happening on the streets. From a quiet suburb near Florence to the avenues of Belfast, new arrivals are generously reintroducing Europe to a time-honored practice that predates the Enlightenment, the guillotine, and whatever “human rights” nonsense we used to believe in.

Vatican Encyclical Declares War on Skynet, Prescribes Expanded State Control as Remedy

The Vatican has finally noticed artificial intelligence. Humanity needed Rome to confirm that building thinking machines for billionaires, militaries, and advertising companies might not end in world piece. In Magnifica Humanitas, Pope Leo XIV looks at the rise of AI and essentially says: this is not a tool, this is Skynet in a Patagonia vest.

VATICAN SHOCK: Pope Leo XIV Discovered to Be the New Ayatollah of Interfaith Peace

A New Ayatollah Has Been Found – Chicago’s Own Pontiff Finally Embraces His True Calling as Grand Ayatollah Leo al-Prevost”