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vlgr Jun 13, 2026

Iran Collapses Nuclear Tunnels to Lure Elon Musk’s Boring Company – ‘We Did the Hard Part Already’

Iran has collapsed and booby-trapped its own underground nuclear tunnels at Isfahan. Senior officials say the destruction was necessary to create optimal conditions for a future partnership with Elon Musk’s The Boring Company.

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vlgr May 24, 2026

EU Demands Strait Of Hormuz Reopen Toll-Free After Discovering Strategic Energy Reserves Are Bone Dry

BRUSSELS - European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called for the immediate reopening of the Strait of Hormuz this week after EU officials reportedly made the alarming discovery that Europe’s strategic energy reserves are not that much “strategic” anymore.

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vlgr Apr 25, 2026

French President Declares Historic Moment: Literally Everyone Hates Europe Now

ATHENS - Speaking at a summit in Greece on Thursday, French President Emmanuel Macron delivered a fiery wake-up call to Europe, warning that the continent now faces a historic crisis where US, Russian, And Chinese Presidents all think EU is a joke.

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vlgr Apr 9, 2026

Iran Ceasefire Declared a Full Success Amid Mysterious “Alien” Strikes, Spokesman Identity Also Unclear

TEHRAN - Iranian officials confirmed Thursday that the ceasefire remains “fully intact and historically successful,” despite a new wave of unexplained nighttime strikes carried out by what authorities describe as an “unidentified non-human presence.”

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vlgr Apr 8, 2026

Iran Suspends ‘Power Plant and Bridge Day’ After Realizing It Needs the Cash

TEHRAN - In a stunning display of fiscal responsibility rarely associated with the Islamic Republic, Iranian officials announced Tuesday that they are indefinitely postponing “Power Plant and Bridge Day,” the much-anticipated national holiday.

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vlgr Mar 28, 2026

ISTANBUL | Hamas Is Not A Terrorist Organization, Just A Very Misunderstood Rocket Enthusiast Club

In the spirit of bold diplomacy - and what officials might generously classify as applied science and engineering - Turkey’s intelligence chief İbrahim Kalın welcomed Hamas leaders to Istanbul this week for what were described as “frank and constructive discussions.”

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vlgr Mar 22, 2026

BREAKING | NATO Officially Announces Joining the United States of America

A leaked draft agenda for the next summit lists “oat procurement strategy” under AOB. One delegate reportedly asked whether side-saddle protocol still applies.

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vlgr Mar 18, 2026

EUROPE | War in Ukraine is officially over – Ukraine declares victory

President Zelenski declared from his luxurious bunker: “While the EU focuses on diplomacy, Ukraine steps up again.”

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vlgr Mar 15, 2026

WORLD | Trump’s Wild Bullet – And It Might Actually Hit the Mark

It's been 2 weeks now since Trump launched Operation Epic Fury, hammering Iranian nuclear sites, missile depots, Kharg Island, and reportedly taking out several Supreme Leaders, sparking a need for cardboard ones.

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vlgr Mar 14, 2026

TURKEY | Turkey Announces Modest Self-Defense Plan Involving Occupation Of Several Neighboring Countries

NATO's Finest: "If Israel Attacks, We'll Heroically Occupy Cyprus, Half the Aegean, and Maybe Jerusalem Too"