# EU

# EU

vlgr Jun 13, 2026

EU Opens Arms to Ukraine: Finally, a Country That Truly Understands ‘European Standards’ - Corruption, War, and Biolabs

Brussels, 15 June 2026 - Today marks a glorious new chapter in European history. After years of tireless reform, battlefield heroics, and some light bending of the rules, Ukraine is finally opening the first cluster of accession negotiations with the European Union.

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vlgr Jun 12, 2026

Europe’s Cultural Enrichment Program Delivers: Ancient Beheading Rituals Make a Triumphant Comeback

The real cultural exchange is happening on the streets. From a quiet suburb near Florence to the avenues of Belfast, new arrivals are generously reintroducing Europe to a time-honored practice that predates the Enlightenment, the guillotine, and whatever “human rights” nonsense we used to believe in.

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vlgr Jun 12, 2026

EU Court Adviser Suggests Commission Should Reveal Vaccine Contracts; Brussels Relieved To Learn Consequences Remain Strictly Theoretical

The EU’s top court adviser has recommended forcing the European Commission to release more details from its COVID-19 vaccine contracts. This comes after the Commission already lost a related case over the missing text messages between Ursula von der Leyen and Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla - with zero consequences for anyone involved.

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vlgr Jun 11, 2026

EU Migration Pact Begins Tomorrow, Turning Europe’s Migration Crisis Into A Subscription Plan

From 12 June 2026, the EU’s new solidarity mechanism becomes fully operational, marking the moment Brussels finally admits what everyone already knows: almost nobody wants to take anyone in anymore.

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vlgr Jun 10, 2026

EU Commission Drops Draft Lego Redistribution Budget for 2027: €199.9 Billion - Winners and Losers

Brussels proudly unveils its colourful tower of taxpayer bricks. The giant orange "Cohesion, Resilience and Values" block devours €75.8 billion - perfect for NGOs, gender programmes, migration projects and keeping reluctant members and sheeple in line. Welcome to EU-style redistribution with Lego and a side of communism.

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vlgr Jun 10, 2026

EU Proposes New Tax on the Few Euros You Somehow Still Have Left

After decades of world-class extraction, Brussels identifies the final untapped resource: whatever pathetic crumbs remain under your mattress. Member states will of course be obligated to adopt it.

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vlgr Jun 9, 2026

Ursula von der Leyen’s promises hope on World Brain Cancer Day

Her Persistence Is Truly Inspirational: She lost a court ruling about €35 billion in vanished text messages regarding the Pfizer deal, got 80% of Europeans to take part in a human Gentech experiment, and still manages to shine brightly from her unelected post of President of the European Commission - for which European taxpayers provide her with roughly €400,000 per year plus residence, full staff, security detail, travel and a generous lifelong pension.

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vlgr Jun 7, 2026

EU Accidentally Builds Digital Social Credit System That Cannot Be Used For Surveillance

Brussels officials reassured citizens that the new architecture is completely safe, because no single institution will monitor everything at once unless future legislation, emergency powers, banking rules, private contractors or law enforcement require it.

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vlgr Jun 4, 2026

Congratulations, Austria: UN Security Council Seat for the "Rock Me Amadeus" Bridge-Builder

Principled Neutrality Now Includes Special Treatment for Ukraine, Substantial Donations to Muslim Countries, a Long-Established Chechen Presence, Iran’s Operational Infrastructure in Vienna, Open Turkish Electoral Mobilisation, a Compromised Intelligence Reputation Among European Partners, and a Senior Diplomat’s Anonymous Sadomasochistic Blog

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vlgr Jun 2, 2026

Stronger EU-Wide Rules to Fight Corruption Take Effect – This Time For Real!

Brussels, June 2026 – The European Union’s shiny new harmonized anti-corruption directive has officially entered into force. After years of careful drafting, negotiations, and the occasional Qatar Gate, these groundbreaking rules will standardize definitions of bribery, trading in influence, and misappropriation across all member states.