# EBOLA

Ebola Betting Pool 2026: Bookies Open Odds on Europe’s First Imported Panic, Italy Disqualified After Submitting Dysentery

The markets are LIVE. With the Bundibugyo strain doing the Congo two-step across DRC and Uganda, every respectable offshore bookie has opened the books on the hottest new prop bet since “Will France Burn This Summer?”

WHO Drops “Ebola: The Remix” After Mpox and Hantavirus Fail to Chart

Geneva, May 17, 2026 - The World Health Organization has officially declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC) for Bundibugyo ebolavirus in the Democratic Republic of the Congo’s Ituri Province - just days after a tiny hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship barely trended on X and months after the MPox sequel quietly left theaters.

A New Pandemic Just Dropped – And the Same COVID All-Stars Are Back on Tour

Pack up the sourdough starters and dust off the good sweatpants, folks - the gang’s all here again! Just when we thought society might force us to touch grass forever, Andes virus (ANDV) has graciously stepped up to deliver the sequel we’ve all been quietly manifesting.

Gain-of-Function: Because Nature Was Taking Too Long

The pandemic preparedness industry teaches viruses new tricks, calls it safety, loses a few samples, ships the occasional live pathogen, and then asks the public to not panic - stay calm, roll up your sleeve, and give up a few more freedoms for the greater good... and by the way, there are massive profits to be made. A longer read.