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vlgr Sep 21, 2026

Do YOU Have Alien DNA? CIA Wants to Know.

You mailed your saliva because you wanted to know whether you were 14 percent Irish. The CIA allegedly wants to know whether Grandma came from another solar system. The CIA has been accused of secretly searching consumer DNA databases including 23andMe and Ancestry for people carrying extraterrestrial DNA.

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vlgr Jul 5, 2026

Russia Today Banned in the EU, People Repost Russia Tomorrow

The Court of Justice of the European Union just clarified that the 2022 ban on Russia Today (RT) doesn't only apply to actual broadcasters. It also covers private individuals running non-commercial, freely accessible websites.

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vlgr Jun 15, 2026

Parenting the Whole Nation: Sir Keir, the Internet Nanny

Sir Keir descends gently over Britain with an umbrella, a carpet bag full of age-verification rules and face scans, and the serene conviction that every citizen is simply a naughty child waiting for state-approved supervision.

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vlgr May 29, 2026

Extraterrestrials Livid After White House “Alien” Page Reveals It Was Never About Them

Zeta Reticuli / Washington, D.C. – 29 May 2026 The Galactic Federation has issued a formal diplomatic protest to the Trump administration after the White House’s much-hyped “alien disclosure” page turned out to be nothing more than a border security meme.

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vlgr May 27, 2026

Germany | Social Media Platforms Delighted to Algorithmically Embrace Our Beloved State Broadcasters!

To “protect media plurality” (a phrase that fills every true German heart with joy), the 14 diligent state media regulators have leaked a fresh, forward-thinking proposal: social media platforms MUST algorithmically boost “trusted” outlets like ARD, ZDF, and a select handful of approved legacy players.

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vlgr May 22, 2026

Google Publishes Browser Exploit Early So Hackers Don’t Have To Waste Time Finding It Themselves

Google released working exploit details for a serious Chromium vulnerability before offering a fix, possibly turning your $2,000 gaming PC into a loyal, always-on foot soldier for whoever feels like borrowing your bandwidth.

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vlgr May 15, 2026

Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Crew Airlifts 47 Tons of Pancake Makeup to Make Lupita Nyong’o “Historically Accurate” as Helen of Troy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - To silence critics of Christopher Nolan’s race-swapped The Odyssey, production has reportedly diverted three cargo planes full of industrial-grade foundation, bronzer, and “Caucasian Glow” highlighter to the set, sources confirmed Tuesday.

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vlgr Apr 1, 2026

BREAKING: Michelle Yeoh is replacing Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape

After intense fan backlash over "Black Snape," producers decided to go in a completely different direction.