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The Princess and the Diary: Fauci Faces the Music He Wrote Himself
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The Princess and the Diary: Fauci Faces the Music He Wrote Himself

Tomorrow, Anthony Fauci sits in front of Rand Paul’s committee under subpoena. The man who spent years as the calm, authoritative voice of “the science” now has to explain the notebook he kept while the science was still arguing with itself in private. The diary is not subtle.

Bryan Johnson: Immortality as the Ultimate Form of Missing the Point
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Bryan Johnson: Immortality as the Ultimate Form of Missing the Point

Anti-aging obsessive Bryan Johnson says he has created a newborn “clone” of himself called Baby Bryan. It is neither newborn nor a clone, but it may still tell us something important about the future of medicine, assuming Johnson can remain alive long enough to attend the product launch. Adult Bryan, meanwhile, remains occupied with the more difficult task of surviving a life from which most of the living has already been removed.

Australia Running Out Of Space – Legalises Human Composting
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Australia Running Out Of Space – Legalises Human Composting

Sydney MP Alex Greenwich has introduced legislation that would make human composting, politely branded as “natural organic reduction” or terramation, a legal option in New South Wales. Soylent Soil™ coming soon to a veggie patch near you.

Ursula von der Leyen’s promises hope on World Brain Cancer Day
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Ursula von der Leyen’s promises hope on World Brain Cancer Day

Her Persistence Is Truly Inspirational: She lost a court ruling about €35 billion in vanished text messages regarding the Pfizer deal, got 80% of Europeans to take part in a human Gentech experiment, and still manages to shine brightly from her unelected post of President of the European Commission - for which European taxpayers provide her with roughly €400,000 per year plus residence, full staff, security detail, travel and a generous lifelong pension.

Goodbye American Burger Culture: Bill Gates Announces Upside Foods’ New Cultured Tank-Beef Cells Will Save the Day After Screwworm Maggots Finish Off Real Cows
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Goodbye American Burger Culture: Bill Gates Announces Upside Foods’ New Cultured Tank-Beef Cells Will Save the Day After Screwworm Maggots Finish Off Real Cows

Texas ranchers woke up this week to the horrifying news that the New World Screwworm - flesh-eating maggots that burrow into living cow tissue - has officially returned after a 60-year vacation. The first confirmed case hit a baby calf in Zavala County, right in the belly button. Ranchers are panicking. Is the American burger officially dead?