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vlgr Jun 13, 2026

EU Opens Arms to Ukraine: Finally, a Country That Truly Understands ‘European Standards’ - Corruption, War, and Biolabs

Brussels, 15 June 2026 - Today marks a glorious new chapter in European history. After years of tireless reform, battlefield heroics, and some light bending of the rules, Ukraine is finally opening the first cluster of accession negotiations with the European Union.

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vlgr Jun 2, 2026

Erdogan Calls Trump to Congratulate Him on “Historic” Deal With the Terrorists Who Tried to Murder His Daughter

In a touching display of Middle Eastern statesmanship, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan reportedly called Donald Trump to congratulate him on the “very productive” nuclear negotiations with the Iranian regime - the same regime whose proxies just got caught plotting to assassinate Trump’s daughter Ivanka.

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vlgr May 19, 2026

EU’s Greatest Hits: Turkey Drops ‘Blue Homeland’ Bombshell, Cyprus President Pleads for Someone - Anyone - To Grow a Spine

Turkey is set to introduce a new “Blue Homeland” bill in its parliament in early June 2026. The legislation aims to codify Turkey’s unilateral maritime jurisdiction claims, including expansive Exclusive Economic Zones (EEZs) - areas that are unequivocally Greek and Cypriot under the 1982 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, as Athens, Nicosia, and every international legal expert not suffering from Ankara-induced delusions have repeatedly made crystal clear.

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vlgr May 11, 2026

Austria: Europe’s Most Generous Neutral Superstar - Austrian Bank Ships €20 Billion in Cash & Gold to Ukraine

Vienna, May 11, 2026 – While Austria drowns in recession and budget cuts, Foreign Minister Beate Meinl-Reisinger keeps the cash flowing to both a distant war and Middle East hotspots. Austrian-headquartered Raiffeisen Bank ships billions in cash and gold to a non-EU war country where neither the euro nor the dollar is even legal tender. Neutrality? What neutrality?

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vlgr Apr 25, 2026

French President Declares Historic Moment: Literally Everyone Hates Europe Now

ATHENS - Speaking at a summit in Greece on Thursday, French President Emmanuel Macron delivered a fiery wake-up call to Europe, warning that the continent now faces a historic crisis where US, Russian, And Chinese Presidents all think EU is a joke.

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vlgr Apr 20, 2026

Iran Renames "Power Plant and Bridge Day" to "National Rats-Out-of-Holes Appreciation Week" After Ceasefire Intelligence Windfall

Tehran, April 20, 2026 – Iranian authorities announced today that the previously dreaded "Power Plant and Bridge Day" has been officially rebranded as "National Rats-Out-of-Holes Appreciation Week".

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vlgr Apr 18, 2026

EU Unveils Differentiated Democracy™ to Overcome the Paralysis of Having a Say

Will the EU’s slick new federalist Differentiated Democracy™ branding finally top the Soviet Politburo’s classic model? In Soviet Moscow, a tiny Politburo decided — the rest of the republics were politely obligated to applaud and implement.It didn’t look good.The EU is destined to do it better!

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vlgr Apr 13, 2026

Dark Clouds Are Gathering Over Europe - the Commission Celebrates

Can yesterday's "one man down" influence the whole continent?

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vlgr Apr 11, 2026

Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy Skips Mine Map, Confident Future Government Will Figure It Out

Iran has reportedly reopened the Strait of Hormuz after hastily scattering naval mines throughout the waterway, expressing full confidence that whoever ends up running the country next will sort it out.

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vlgr Apr 9, 2026

Iran Ceasefire Declared a Full Success Amid Mysterious “Alien” Strikes, Spokesman Identity Also Unclear

TEHRAN - Iranian officials confirmed Thursday that the ceasefire remains “fully intact and historically successful,” despite a new wave of unexplained nighttime strikes carried out by what authorities describe as an “unidentified non-human presence.”