Terms of Use

Last updated: 2026

By accessing vlgr you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use this website.

IMPORTANT SATIRE NOTICE: This entire website consists of commentary, opinion pieces, parody, and satire. ALL content is fictionalized, exaggerated, or invented for humorous or critical effect. NOTHING on this site is intended as factual reporting, news, advice, or a statement of fact. It should NOT be taken seriously or relied upon in any way. If you are looking for factual information, please go elsewhere.

AI Generation Notice (for EU AI Act compliance because lol)

Heads up: Everything on this website - text, images, articles, captions, even this disclaimer - is created by AI tools.

We label this clearly so you know: AI was here. If something feels off, it’s probably intentional (or the AI hallucinating again).

1. About This Website

vlgr is an independent satirical publication hosted and operated in the United States.. The website publishes commentary, opinion, and satire. Nothing published is to be taking seriously.

2. Content and Disclaimer

Content is provided for informational and entertainment purposes only. Some content is satirical in nature and does not represent factual reporting. We make no warranties regarding the accuracy, completeness, or suitability of any content.

3. Intellectual Property

All original content on vlgr is protected by copyright. You may share individual articles with clear attribution and a link to the original.

Bulk reproduction or commercial use requires prior written consent.

4. User Conduct

You agree not to attempt unauthorised access to the website or its infrastructure, scrape or harvest content in bulk without written permission, or interfere with website operation or security.

5. External Links

We have no control over and accept no responsibility for the content or privacy practices of third-party websites we may link to.

6. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, or consequential loss arising from use of this website or reliance on its content.

7. Governing Law and Jurisdiction

These Terms are governed by the laws of the United States.

8. Changes

We may modify these Terms at any time. Continued use constitutes acceptance of updated Terms.

9. Contact

info@vlgr.net