Musk Becomes World's First Trillionaire - Warren Immediately Calculates How Many Lifetimes She Needs to Confiscate It

“We need a wealth tax,” Warren declared, helpfully pointing out that the typical American household would need to labor more than 11 million years to match Musk’s fortune.

And honestly? She’s right.

Think of all the good that could be done if we just put the government’s hands deep enough into successful people’s pockets.

Socialists, of course, adore this kind of talk.

They love wealth taxes almost as much as they love foreign money flowing into their campaigns and pet causes - preferably from regimes that would execute them for tweeting the wrong thing.

The same brilliant methodology reveals that the average American household would need only about 96 years to reach Warren’s own comfortable fortune.

Curiously, no 11-million-year wealth tax has been proposed for senators, lobbyists, or the revolving-door crowd in D.C. - just the guy who makes rockets land upright and cars that don’t burst into flames.

In unrelated news, Musk was last seen advancing the Mars colonization timeline while the professional envy class works tirelessly to ensure no one else ever joins the trillionaire club.

Congratulations, Elon.