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Governments Deny Alien Doom Ultimatum Influenced Vaccine Recommendations

Officials insist the rollout followed the science, although the science was conducted within range of a planetary destruction device. Reported side effects were carefully weighed against the disappearance of the civilisation.

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Governments Deny Alien Doom Ultimatum Influenced Vaccine Recommendations

New leaked information suggests, that there was more going on in 2020-2022 than the public was ever told.

We all remember the timeline. Covid 19 was a dangerous new disease which ruined lives, economies and drove millions to welcome an experimental gene treatment, otherwise called "The Vaccine".


Apparently, our extraterrestrial overlords did have a say in this. Arriving on Black Friday, a message, traveling several light years, reached all government offices of the planet simultaneously.

It had offered two options: vaccinate the population or have the planet destroyed. Attached, an explanation of why there is an asteroid belt in our solar system and the blueprint for the Sars-Covid-2 spike protein.

Western governments concluded, that the threat was real and they need to act quickly.

After a fair tender, Moderna and Pfizer were selected to deliver the planetary life saving soup, while some countries independently tried to rely on own know-how.


The United Kingdom approved the vaccine on 2 December and began vaccinations on 8 December 2020.


In the US, the FDA issued emergency use authorization for the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine on 11 December 2020. The first public doses outside clinical trials were given on 14 December 2020, beginning with healthcare workers.


Israel began its national COVID-19 vaccination campaign on 19–20 December 2020. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu received the first dose on the evening of 19 December; healthcare workers and other priority groups started receiving shots the next day, 20 December.

By 6 January 2021, Israel had signed a real-world epidemiological collaboration agreement with Pfizer, combining rapid vaccine supply with the collection of population-level evidence. Israel paid a premium (roughly $23–28 per dose, higher than the EU and U.S. prices), agreeing to share weekly aggregated epidemiological data so Pfizer could study real-world effectiveness and whether “herd immunity” was being reached.

The listed data included:

  • Confirmed COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, severe/critical cases, ventilator use, and deaths (weekly totals)
  • Number of people vaccinated, broken down by age and other demographic groups
  • Cases by age and demographic subgroups
  • Additional subgroup and vaccine-effectiveness analyses “as agreed by the parties”


In the European Union, the European Medicines Agency (EMA) recommended authorization on 21 December 2020 and the European Commission granted it the same day. Coordinated vaccinations across EU member states began on 27–29 December 2020, after the first shipments arrived around 26 December, for the bargain price of around $15, US $19.50 per Pfizer dose.


According to our sources, the mothership - finally arriving at Uranus - welcomed the development, but pointed out that their dashboard isn't fully satisfied until at least 90% of the population has been treated.


Sadly, already by February 2021, Israel was alerting international regulators to cases of myocarditis and pericarditis among young vaccine recipients.

The mothership thanked Israel for its excellent monitoring and asked how fast the remaining doses would be administered. Despite the early international warnings and the public acknowledgement in June, Israel, naturally proceeded with vaccination for 12–15-year-olds.


The UK regulator referenced internal awareness around March, but it did not issue a public or international warning.


The US subsequently detected cases of elevated myocarditis after mRNA vaccination among military personnel in July. European regulators began reviewing the signal that spring. The concern increasingly centred on younger males, often following their second mRNA dose. On 23 June, the CDC’s advisory committee concluded that the benefits clearly outweighed the risks for the recommended age groups, including adolescents. Recommendations continued, accompanied by information about the heart-inflammation risk.


On 9 July, EMA’s safety committee concluded that myocarditis and pericarditis could occur in very rare cases and recommended adding them to the product information.


In Nordic countries (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway), the data showed a clearer signal with Moderna than Pfizer, leading Sweden and Denmark to pause or restrict Moderna in younger people in October 2021.


Western governments were insisting that every decision was reached independently by experts. Human cattle refusing to comply with the policy was assured, that “informed consent is essential,” as explained by the newly appointed Commissioner for Extraterrestrial Affairs.


Meanwhile, Bill Gates and other prominent friends of humanity intensified their appeals to vaccinate every available arm. Their excellent relationship with the visitors had given them access to a broader understanding of public health and saving lives was a sincere ambition.

Celebrities recorded messages. Politicians rolled up their sleeves. Television doctors urged people to consider others. Somewhere beyond Uranus, an accounts manager refreshed the dashboard.


Eventually, the alien dashboard turned green. Earth narrowly avoided destruction, and the visitors congratulated their local partners on successfully managing the livestock. The planet’s continued existence has since been cited as proof that the policy worked.


Encouraged by the programme’s success, the visitors have offered humanity free interstellar travel, guaranteed accommodation and full employment on several promising moons.

Brussels has welcomed the initiative, noting that the transport containers already meet its definition of affordable housing.

Citizens will be invited to register shortly. Those who do not register will be assigned automatically.


Officials stressed that the mRNA platform, despite its extraterrestrial origins, remained a promising technology that could advance humanity into an entirely new stage of biological development.

The visitors described the next generation of humans as healthier, more productive and considerably easier to stack during transport.


The vaccinated cattle should therefore understand that it was all for the greater good.

Sources

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