# BIOTECHNOLOGIA

# BIOTECHNOLOGIA

vlgr Oct 12, 2026

Evil Americans Unleash American COVID on Defenceless Britain

After years of blaming China, Britain has finally identified a new foreign threat. American COVID has crossed the Atlantic, presumably without a visa. The British press is sounding the alarm.

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vlgr Oct 11, 2026

Brussels Celebrates Europe's High-Tech Miracle. Rejoice, fatties!

On October 11, the European Commission's Digital EU account proudly announced a €32.4 billion high-tech trade surplus for 2025, €566.5 billion in exports, and production growth from €287 billion in 2015 to €532 billion in 2025. Here's what we'll expose behind that announcement.

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vlgr Sep 29, 2026

BioNTech Closes Three German Sites, Finally Creating Jobs for Imported Skilled Workers

BioNTech is closing three manufacturing sites in Germany, in Marburg, Idar-Oberstein and Tübingen, with the company saying the facilities will become underused or redundant. Up to around 1,860 jobs are affected. This is excellent news for Germany’s skilled-worker strategy.

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vlgr Sep 17, 2026

Governments Deny Alien Doom Ultimatum Influenced Vaccine Recommendations

Officials insist the rollout followed the science, although the science was conducted within range of a planetary destruction device. Reported side effects were carefully weighed against the disappearance of the civilisation.

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vlgr Aug 20, 2026

Congratulations to Moderna on Its $44 Billion Cancer Vaccine Press Release

Moderna and Merck say their personalized mRNA cancer vaccine succeeded in Phase 3. Investors responded by adding roughly $44 billion to Moderna’s valuation before receiving the hazard ratios, event rates, survival curves or almost any other numerical evidence traditionally associated with the word “trial.”

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vlgr Aug 11, 2026

MAHA Wins One: Common Sense Returns to Childhood Vaccines

President Donald Trump has signed an executive order restructuring federal childhood vaccine recommendations around three fairly revolutionary concepts: actual risk, individual circumstances and parental choice. In other words, America is moving away from “CDC says every child gets this” toward “here are the core vaccines, here are vaccines appropriate for particular risks, here are decisions for parents and physicians, and now go produce better evidence.”

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vlgr Aug 10, 2026

Moderna’s mRNA Flu Vaccine Enters Through the Retirement Home

Moderna has finally done for seasonal influenza what it previously did for COVID-19: placed a strand of laboratory-produced messenger RNA inside lipid nanoparticles and persuaded the FDA that this was a perfectly reasonable thing to make an annual appointment.

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vlgr Aug 10, 2026

Pfizer’s New Invention: The Schrödinger’s Control Group and Other Tales

The Pfizer-BioNTech COVID vaccine was a triumph of modern science. A genuinely extraordinary piece of biotechnology. Within months of SARS-CoV-2 appearing, researchers had designed a nucleoside-modified mRNA vaccine capable of instructing human cells to produce the viral spike protein, wrapped that message inside lipid nanoparticles, tested it in tens of thousands of people and prepared the technology for production on a scale previously reserved for Coca-Cola.

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vlgr Jul 28, 2026

The Princess and the Diary: Fauci Faces the Music He Wrote Himself

Tomorrow, Anthony Fauci sits in front of Rand Paul’s committee under subpoena. The man who spent years as the calm, authoritative voice of “the science” now has to explain the notebook he kept while the science was still arguing with itself in private. The diary is not subtle.

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vlgr Jul 24, 2026

Bryan Johnson: Immortality as the Ultimate Form of Missing the Point

Anti-aging obsessive Bryan Johnson says he has created a newborn “clone” of himself called Baby Bryan. It is neither newborn nor a clone, but it may still tell us something important about the future of medicine, assuming Johnson can remain alive long enough to attend the product launch. Adult Bryan, meanwhile, remains occupied with the more difficult task of surviving a life from which most of the living has already been removed.