# ENERGY

# ENERGY

vlgr Jun 13, 2026

Iran Collapses Nuclear Tunnels to Lure Elon Musk’s Boring Company – ‘We Did the Hard Part Already’

Iran has collapsed and booby-trapped its own underground nuclear tunnels at Isfahan. Senior officials say the destruction was necessary to create optimal conditions for a future partnership with Elon Musk’s The Boring Company.

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vlgr Jun 10, 2026

EU Commission Drops Draft Lego Redistribution Budget for 2027: €199.9 Billion - Winners and Losers

Brussels proudly unveils its colourful tower of taxpayer bricks. The giant orange "Cohesion, Resilience and Values" block devours €75.8 billion - perfect for NGOs, gender programmes, migration projects and keeping reluctant members and sheeple in line. Welcome to EU-style redistribution with Lego and a side of communism.

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vlgr Jun 9, 2026

EU Warships Get Green Light to Board Tankers – Kallas Releases Official 'Best Practices in Piracy' Guidelines"

Brussels has updated the rules of engagement for Operation IRINI. Warships may now board and detain vessels "linked to Russia". According to Kaja Kallas, the goal is to “change the best practices.” A handbook is reportedly in the works.

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vlgr May 24, 2026

EU Demands Strait Of Hormuz Reopen Toll-Free After Discovering Strategic Energy Reserves Are Bone Dry

BRUSSELS - European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called for the immediate reopening of the Strait of Hormuz this week after EU officials reportedly made the alarming discovery that Europe’s strategic energy reserves are not that much “strategic” anymore.

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vlgr Apr 25, 2026

French President Declares Historic Moment: Literally Everyone Hates Europe Now

ATHENS - Speaking at a summit in Greece on Thursday, French President Emmanuel Macron delivered a fiery wake-up call to Europe, warning that the continent now faces a historic crisis where US, Russian, And Chinese Presidents all think EU is a joke.

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vlgr Apr 20, 2026

Brussels' Gift to the People - “Forever Phone”, Confirms Citizens Too Financially Enlightened To Buy New One Anyway

The European Union announced that by 2027 all smartphones must feature user-replaceable batteries. Why this sudden burst of common sense from the same people who brought you the USB-C law and 47 different recycling bins? Simple: Europeans won't be able to afford a new phone every year anyway.

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vlgr Apr 17, 2026

Europeans Breathe Collective Sigh of Relief: Thank God, We Can Finally Skip the Mandatory Mediterranean Flex

Brussels, April 17, 2026 – For decades, the unspoken rule of European summer has been crystal clear: if you don’t post a sunset photo from a Greek island, a Spanish costa, or an Italian cliffside with a €14 Aperol Spritz in hand, did you even have a summer? With jet fuel shortages grounding flights in around 6 weeks, millions have found themselves freed from the annual obligation.

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vlgr Apr 13, 2026

Dark Clouds Are Gathering Over Europe - the Commission Celebrates

Can yesterday's "one man down" influence the whole continent?

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vlgr Apr 11, 2026

Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy Skips Mine Map, Confident Future Government Will Figure It Out

Iran has reportedly reopened the Strait of Hormuz after hastily scattering naval mines throughout the waterway, expressing full confidence that whoever ends up running the country next will sort it out.

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vlgr Apr 9, 2026

Iran Ceasefire Declared a Full Success Amid Mysterious “Alien” Strikes, Spokesman Identity Also Unclear

TEHRAN - Iranian officials confirmed Thursday that the ceasefire remains “fully intact and historically successful,” despite a new wave of unexplained nighttime strikes carried out by what authorities describe as an “unidentified non-human presence.”