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Ukraine Just Got More Expensive for Europe.
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Ukraine Just Got More Expensive for Europe.

The Biden administration supplied Ukraine with billions of dollars in American weapons. Donald Trump has now concluded that this may have been an accounting error and says Washington intends to collect the bill after all.

Europe Froze Russia’s Reserves. Now It Is Moving Its Own Gold.
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Europe Froze Russia’s Reserves. Now It Is Moving Its Own Gold.

The Netherlands has shifted tens of billions of euros worth of gold away from North America while explicitly citing geopolitical unrest and crisis preparedness. France has already eliminated its remaining New York position. Why are European central banks suddenly interested in where their assets are physically held?

CIA and Vatican Both Went to Moscow. Obviously, Aliens.
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CIA and Vatican Both Went to Moscow. Obviously, Aliens.

The CIA director secretly flew to Moscow. The Vatican’s foreign minister arrived at almost exactly the same time. Russia has not explained what the CIA wanted. The Vatican says it was discussing peace. This is all perfectly reasonable, which is why we have decided they were obviously discussing ... aliens.

They ARE Talking…
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They ARE Talking…

While the European Union continues its performance of principled isolation, the United States and the Vatican both found reasons to sit down in Moscow on the same day. If Moscow is talking to Washington and the Vatican, who exactly is becoming isolated?

Turkey Finds Turkish Seals In Greek Waters
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Turkey Finds Turkish Seals In Greek Waters

Turkey has discovered a new species in the Aegean: the Turkish monk seal. It lives around Greek islands, carries no passport and becomes Turkish the moment Recep Tayyip Erdogan draws a coloured shape around it on a map. Naturally, Ankara has now given it two new “national marine parks” in waters it does not own, another Turkish national fever dream.

Iran and Turkey missed The Age of Enlightenment And It Shows
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Iran and Turkey missed The Age of Enlightenment And It Shows

For anyone worried that “global jihad” might be a too dramatic description, the commander of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has now helpfully submitted the terminology himself. “You forced your will on the enemy and proved that Islam can be imposed as the ruling order over the world.” Is The Era Of Global Jihad is upon us?

Brussels Solves Breakfast: Coffee Optional, Cabbage Compulsory
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Brussels Solves Breakfast: Coffee Optional, Cabbage Compulsory

Two EU initiatives arrived almost on top of each other. One could make coffee and citrus dramatically more expensive across large parts of Europe. The other funds research into how excellent local circular food systems and reusable packaging are. Perfect timing. Who needs oranges, kiwi or chocolate anyway?

US Cowboys, Middle Eastern Airspace and Reliable Partners
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US Cowboys, Middle Eastern Airspace and Reliable Partners

Y’all remember that awkward Ankara summit where everybody was promised everything, nobody got much of anything, Turkey was once again declared a reliable partner without getting its F-35s, and Trump supposedly flew home on the older Air Force One because the new Qatari jet wasn’t quite sophisticated enough yet? Turns out there weren’t two planes involved. There were three.