# CHRISTIANITY

# CHRISTIANITY

vlgr Aug 26, 2026

CIA and Vatican Both Went to Moscow. Obviously, Aliens.

The CIA director secretly flew to Moscow. The Vatican’s foreign minister arrived at almost exactly the same time. Russia has not explained what the CIA wanted. The Vatican says it was discussing peace. This is all perfectly reasonable, which is why we have decided they were obviously discussing ... aliens.

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vlgr Jul 26, 2026

The Holy Ghost didn’t help the Vatican devs secure the personal data

The Vatican’s official prayer app exposed personal data from 719,517 accounts. An ethical hacker reported it in January. Apparently neither heaven nor the developers could be bothered.

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vlgr Jun 12, 2026

Europe’s Cultural Enrichment Program Delivers: Ancient Beheading Rituals Make a Triumphant Comeback

The real cultural exchange is happening on the streets. From a quiet suburb near Florence to the avenues of Belfast, new arrivals are generously reintroducing Europe to a time-honored practice that predates the Enlightenment, the guillotine, and whatever “human rights” nonsense we used to believe in.

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vlgr May 26, 2026

Vatican Encyclical Declares War on Skynet, Prescribes Expanded State Control as Remedy

The Vatican has finally noticed artificial intelligence. Humanity needed Rome to confirm that building thinking machines for billionaires, militaries, and advertising companies might not end in world piece. In Magnifica Humanitas, Pope Leo XIV looks at the rise of AI and essentially says: this is not a tool, this is Skynet in a Patagonia vest.

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vlgr Apr 16, 2026

VATICAN SHOCK: Pope Leo XIV Discovered to Be the New Ayatollah of Interfaith Peace

A New Ayatollah Has Been Found – Chicago’s Own Pontiff Finally Embraces His True Calling as Grand Ayatollah Leo al-Prevost”